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[musclebeast]

D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here
D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy

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[caligulas_aquarium]

oh eloquence my ass
this is hardly some neww thing you got goin on here you havve done nothin since i got here but go outta your wway to make my life livvin hell
BOTH A YOU but you in particular its gettin to the point a total ridiculousness here eq
its bad enough i got to livve wwith the pair a you but this bullshit on top of it is crossin lines

[musclebeast]

D --> I told you
D --> Speak to me in a polite manner and I will respect and listen to you

[caligulas_aquarium]

bullshit
i am THROUGH playin nice zahhak you better fall in line quick or else

[musclebeast]

D --> Or else what, highb100d

[caligulas_aquarium]

or else one day you might just push me enough ill end up havvin to make an example outta you
a dead one

[musclebeast]

D --> E%cuse me for a moment

[....]

[Let him just, get a towel.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

please
PLEASE tell me youre not gettin off to my death threats
i dont got a lotta hope here but im gonna ask anywway

[musclebeast]

D --> You be quiet, I'm not doing anything so 100d

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

listen you had your chance you hear
you gavve this up for some mustardblooded trash

[caligulas_aquarium]

unless

[musclebeast]

D --> What

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre tryin to wwin me back
quadrant sabotage eq
noww thats just dowwnright despicable
i lovve it

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh my God

[caligulas_aquarium]

id say im flattered but quite frankly youre pretty disgustin
appreciate the effort though
an if things betwween sol an you evver do reach the point its just too borin to bear
wwell

you knoww wwhere to find me

[WWONK]

[musclebeast]

[No nononononononono.]

[Click!!!]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[rude]

[musclebeast]

[NNnnghheeehghh.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME]

[musclebeast]

[..Ahuh.]

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[biwinning]

[Wow so since you're ignoring him in his post, he'll just have to take it to here.]

2top iignoriing me for liike two 2econd2.
you can remove biiowiire2 riight.
or you have removed thiing2 2iimiilar and 2o thii2 wouldn't be two diifferent, riight.

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[musclebeast]

[This is a lot of hours after the sent message-]

D --> Why
D --> Yes
D --> But why

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[biwinning]

[WOW NOW YOU GET TO WAIT A BUNCH OF HOURS, LIKE BECAUSE HE'S SLEEPING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANSWER BACK SOON ENOUGH asshat.]

my ance2tor want2 hii2 wiire2 removed.
"only fiive" riight now becau2e iit'2 an uneven number.
maybe more iin the future.

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[musclebeast]

[All right, well seeing as Sollux doesn't answer right away, Equius goes to do something productive and gets distracted yet again.]

D --> What's makes you think I'd want to help e%pel biowires from an Alternian engine unit

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[biwinning]

[This is actually the longest conversation they've ever had, because of how infrequently they are at replying.]

1. becau2e iit'd be new and exciitiing.
2. becau2e you're probably curiiou2 about them anyway.

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[musclebeast]

[Awwwwwww.]

D --> Do not tell me what I think if e%citing and what I'm curious about
D --> It'd also be helping you and your yellowb100ded ancestor
D --> Those biowires are pat of a government ship, it'd be illegal to remove them