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[musclebeast]

D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here
D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy

text | voice | video

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Comments

text;

[biwinning]

oh for fuck2 2ake don't giive me that "iillegal" bull2hiit.
iit'2 not iillegal here, and iit never wiill be.

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[musclebeast]

D --> He is still Alternian property
D --> I'd have to be corrupt to do something so seditious

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[biwinning]

and iit'2 probably iillegal, iif the empiire 2tiill exii2ted, for me two be be iin a relatiion2hiip wiith anyone above oliiveblood2.
but we've been through thii2 before.
the empiire ii2 gone.
alterniia ii2 gone.
troll 2ociiety ii2 gone.

get over iit and do thii2 for me.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Ah, yes, I know that, it's disgusting that I'm still bound to you in such an intimate manner but
D --> Yes
D --> I know
D --> We are still trolls though, even with the e%tremes the lot of you seem to fight it at
D --> For you, I assumed this would be for the ancestor, I hadn't realized you two got on so well

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[biwinning]

wow thank2.

ye2 iit would be for hiim.
and ye2 we get along.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Why should I do this for you

text; omg font

[biwinning]

fine.

don't.

but iif you couldn't do thii2 two begiin wiith then don't lead me two beliieve you could.

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[musclebeast]

D --> I'm not leading you anywhere
D --> I can do this easily

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[biwinning]

yeah well ii don't really thiink you can.

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[musclebeast]

D --> I can and I will
D --> There's nothing telling me I cannot

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[biwinning]

no ii changed my miind don't help at all.
ii iinfact forbiid you from doiing iit.

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[musclebeast]

D --> No, you won't tell me what to do, I said I could help and that I will
D --> It'll be easy, there's no reason for me not to

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[biwinning]

alriight fiine 2iince you're twii2tiing my arm on thii2.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Good, I appreciate your listening
D --> You will tell me when this procedure is to be taking place then, that's an order

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[biwinning]

later thii2 week.
ii'll let you know.

text;

[musclebeast]

D --> I'll e%pect a notification soon then

text;

[biwinning]

yeah ok.

[biwinning]

[Just leaves a gif.]

[musclebeast]

[...]

[Stares at it for an hour.]

[Sollux... stop.]

[Oh goodness.]

[biwinning]

[He takes the lack of response as a sign he should spam more.]

[musclebeast]

[Dear mother grub why, stop this!]

[musclebeast]

[Don't stop]

[biwinning]

[...Still no response? He kind of assumed Equius would be bitching to him by now about filling his inbox with this shit...]

[musclebeast]

D --> What
D --> What do you want from me
D --> This is horseible
D --> Horrible
D --> Stop

[biwinning]

hor2eiible ii2 the wor2t pun you've ever done.
and what do you thiink ii want.
wa2 ii not ju2t makiing iit clear iin vii2ual form.
do you need a 2et of iin2tructiion2.