My blood may be inferior but I am not that far below you. Highbloods should show etiquette, etiquette that you lack. The mere use of 'nicey nice' is enough to prove your incompetence, oh my goodness. I hope you realize how ridiculous you sounded saying that, it was appalling.

I'm not being that stubborn considering I live there. But it is a simple request. It's perplexing why you make such an effort to not ask politely and in a way that could even make you seem charming.

[It's funny because Equius is trying to school him about romance in a subtle way and Eridan's too much of an idiot to get it.]

[It's also funny because Equius is never home these days anyway, and isn't even-

there-

now. . .]