D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy
[Yeah, you know what, he's also covered in milk. Thanks for that. Sollux stares down at his tipped over chair, which thankfully he also saved. He doesn't say anything, and instead just glares up at Equius.
Than I will explicitly sabotage the unit. Your stubbornness is completely unnecessary when all I'm asking you to do is act like the highblood you are.
Or are supposed to be. I realize that is difficult for you though, being an imbecile. But I think I'm being rather patient considering your plethoric ineptitude.
Highbloods don't act all nicey nice with their inferiors, they do whatewer the fuck they like. Looks like someone's lusus didn't know what the fuck they were talkin' about.
Besides you're bein' awful fuckin' stubborn yourself consderin' it's a simple request. Don't you got anythin' better to do than sit in your room reekin' up the joint.
My blood may be inferior but I am not that far below you. Highbloods should show etiquette, etiquette that you lack. The mere use of 'nicey nice' is enough to prove your incompetence, oh my goodness. I hope you realize how ridiculous you sounded saying that, it was appalling.
I'm not being that stubborn considering I live there. But it is a simple request. It's perplexing why you make such an effort to not ask politely and in a way that could even make you seem charming.
[It's funny because Equius is trying to school him about romance in a subtle way and Eridan's too much of an idiot to get it.]
[It's also funny because Equius is never home these days anyway, and isn't even-
I'll talk howewer the fuck I wanna talk. There's a reason you're the only highblood who goes around pushin' this set a' etiquette on eweryone who don't do it, it's cause it's stupid an' noone cares.
Besides, my manner a' speech is awful unique. That in itself got it's own charm about it I reckon, not my problem you can't see it.
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