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[musclebeast]

D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here
D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy

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Comments

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh that is bullshit, you're only actin' this way considerin' you know I ain't about to for answers that don't ewen exist.

I bet if I did ask more polite you'd be at a loss at what to say an' just stop respondin'.

voice;

[musclebeast]

I would be pleasantly surprised, but I would obey your wish.

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

You're totally bluffin'.

voice;

[musclebeast]

I do not bluff. I do not know how many times I must express that fact. But I do not bluff.

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

Man, whatewer.

Anyway my real reason for this is I gotta ask you to fuck off for this whole Walentine's day thing. Go hang out with Nep' or somethin' ok.

voice;

[musclebeast]

Again, ask politely.

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

No.

voice;

[musclebeast]

Than I will explicitly sabotage the unit. Your stubbornness is completely unnecessary when all I'm asking you to do is act like the highblood you are.

Or are supposed to be. I realize that is difficult for you though, being an imbecile. But I think I'm being rather patient considering your plethoric ineptitude.

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

Highbloods don't act all nicey nice with their inferiors, they do whatewer the fuck they like. Looks like someone's lusus didn't know what the fuck they were talkin' about.

Besides you're bein' awful fuckin' stubborn yourself consderin' it's a simple request. Don't you got anythin' better to do than sit in your room reekin' up the joint.

voice;

[musclebeast]

My blood may be inferior but I am not that far below you. Highbloods should show etiquette, etiquette that you lack. The mere use of 'nicey nice' is enough to prove your incompetence, oh my goodness. I hope you realize how ridiculous you sounded saying that, it was appalling.

I'm not being that stubborn considering I live there. But it is a simple request. It's perplexing why you make such an effort to not ask politely and in a way that could even make you seem charming.

[It's funny because Equius is trying to school him about romance in a subtle way and Eridan's too much of an idiot to get it.]

[It's also funny because Equius is never home these days anyway, and isn't even-

there-

now. . .]

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

[you think he pays attention that's adorable]

I'll talk howewer the fuck I wanna talk. There's a reason you're the only highblood who goes around pushin' this set a' etiquette on eweryone who don't do it, it's cause it's stupid an' noone cares.

Besides, my manner a' speech is awful unique. That in itself got it's own charm about it I reckon, not my problem you can't see it.

voice;

[musclebeast]

[More like knows he doesn't and it's depressing...]

It doesn't. And don't expect me to leave my unit.

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

Well fine.

Just you wait, Zahhak. This isn't ower.

voice;

[musclebeast]

[He has already disconnected. You are talking to yourself.]

[Simpleton.]

voice;

[caligulas_aquarium]

[well WAIT TILL YOUR MOIRAIL HEARS ABOUT THIS

WHICH IS ACTUALLY WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO TBH]