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[biwinning]

[NOPE NOW HE'S JUST CHUGGING IT FASTER no one told Sollux drinking too much milk too fast makes you throw up so that might happen soon if he isn't stopped.]

[musclebeast]

[Okay no, stopping that, right this instant. Equius darts forward and puts a foot against the chair, kicking it hard so it rolls- I'm assuming Sollux is lazy enough to have a rolling computer chair- back and slam into the wall across the room.]

[biwinning]

W-

[Nope too late.

Except "slam into the wall" really means "slam into the wall so hard you break down the wall and crash out the wall and wind up falling to the ground outside." He only just barely uses his psionics in time to prevent himself from real bodily harm, but that milk is... all gone. All over the ground.]

[musclebeast]

Uh-

OH! [Oh, cripes, running to that wall now and looking out of it.]

Eck gad, Sollux are you- [Okay... stare.]

[Angry point.]

That's what you get, you rapscallion!

[biwinning]

[Yeah, you know what, he's also covered in milk. Thanks for that. Sollux stares down at his tipped over chair, which thankfully he also saved. He doesn't say anything, and instead just glares up at Equius.

You will be injured, Equius. Soon.]

[musclebeast]

[Staring happens for a bit before he shrinks into himself a little, feeling a chill, lips curling into a smile as he clenches his teeth.]

[Oh, please...]