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[musclebeast]

D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here
D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy

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Comments

[musclebeast]

D --> No
D --> Oh my God, no you won't

[biwinning]

yep.
go look in the thermal hull iit'2 already gone.

[musclebeast]

[Well, you get no response, because youuuuu can probably hear his door open.]

[And then heavy walking.]

[And then... not much else. He's in the kitchen now, and then there's this aaaangry sound, oh no, looks like there's no milk in here!]

[biwinning]

[Find it, Equius. Maybe check the cabinet. Maybe check under the sink. Maybe he put it under the couch.]

[musclebeast]

[Actually he's looking out windows now.]

[Man, where is it. Dangit, he, broke this window... He'll fix that later- next one...]

[biwinning]

[Do you hear that.

It's the sound of Sollux laughing alone eating salad in his room.]

[musclebeast]

[Is he smiling too? And a woman? Wow no, you will not enjoy this. He is going to your room now, you can tell because his footsteps rock this entire building floor. Maybe you can stop him before he breaks down your door?]

1/2

[biwinning]

[He doesn't stop him. He is smiling though. Do you know why?]

[biwinning]

[It's because.

Sollux

is

drinking

the

milk.]

1/3

[musclebeast]

[No- wait-]

2/3

[musclebeast]

[Not-]

3/3

[musclebeast]

[Out of the jug!?]

[biwinning]

[yes.]

1/2

[musclebeast]

[No.]

2/2

[musclebeast]

[Well, that door doesn't work anymore.]

[It might be because it's in the living room now.]

STOP!

[biwinning]

[NOPE NOW HE'S JUST CHUGGING IT FASTER no one told Sollux drinking too much milk too fast makes you throw up so that might happen soon if he isn't stopped.]

[musclebeast]

[Okay no, stopping that, right this instant. Equius darts forward and puts a foot against the chair, kicking it hard so it rolls- I'm assuming Sollux is lazy enough to have a rolling computer chair- back and slam into the wall across the room.]

[biwinning]

W-

[Nope too late.

Except "slam into the wall" really means "slam into the wall so hard you break down the wall and crash out the wall and wind up falling to the ground outside." He only just barely uses his psionics in time to prevent himself from real bodily harm, but that milk is... all gone. All over the ground.]

[musclebeast]

Uh-

OH! [Oh, cripes, running to that wall now and looking out of it.]

Eck gad, Sollux are you- [Okay... stare.]

[Angry point.]

That's what you get, you rapscallion!

[biwinning]

[Yeah, you know what, he's also covered in milk. Thanks for that. Sollux stares down at his tipped over chair, which thankfully he also saved. He doesn't say anything, and instead just glares up at Equius.

You will be injured, Equius. Soon.]

[musclebeast]

[Staring happens for a bit before he shrinks into himself a little, feeling a chill, lips curling into a smile as he clenches his teeth.]

[Oh, please...]