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do you even under2tand what the word 'future' mean2. ii don't thiink you do. ii'm goiing two explaiin iit two you. iit mean2. not now. but 2oon. do you get iit now or not, ii can't tell iif your your pan-damaged miind from two many blow2 two the head can actually gra2p the2e 2ort of compliicated ii22ue2.
[Is he smiling too? And a woman? Wow no, you will not enjoy this. He is going to your room now, you can tell because his footsteps rock this entire building floor. Maybe you can stop him before he breaks down your door?]
[NOPE NOW HE'S JUST CHUGGING IT FASTER no one told Sollux drinking too much milk too fast makes you throw up so that might happen soon if he isn't stopped.]
[Okay no, stopping that, right this instant. Equius darts forward and puts a foot against the chair, kicking it hard so it rolls- I'm assuming Sollux is lazy enough to have a rolling computer chair- back and slam into the wall across the room.]
Except "slam into the wall" really means "slam into the wall so hard you break down the wall and crash out the wall and wind up falling to the ground outside." He only just barely uses his psionics in time to prevent himself from real bodily harm, but that milk is... all gone. All over the ground.]
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