IC CONTACT + Exsilium Voicemail box

[musclebeast]

D --> If you 100k to get in contact with me personally, leave your name and a message here
D --> Be sure to e%plain why you're bothering me, I'm e%tremely busy

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Comments

[biwinning]

no you don't.
the voiice2 2ay that there'2 de2tructiion comiing.
gue22 who detroy2 the mo2t 2hiit??
EQUIIU2 ZAHHAK DOE2.

[musclebeast]

D --> I do
D --> You're wrong

[musclebeast]

D --> Equius Zahhak doesn't, no, not here and now, he's rather not destructive at the moment

[biwinning]

do you even under2tand what the word 'future' mean2.
ii don't thiink you do.
ii'm goiing two explaiin iit two you.
iit mean2.
not now.
but 2oon.
do you get iit now or not, ii can't tell iif your your pan-damaged miind from two many blow2 two the head can actually gra2p the2e 2ort of compliicated ii22ue2.

[musclebeast]

D --> Not soon
D --> Because I won't

[biwinning]

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you're a 2tupiid fuckface and ii'm dumpiing your miilk out the wiindow riight now.

[musclebeast]

D --> No
D --> Oh my God, no you won't

[biwinning]

yep.
go look in the thermal hull iit'2 already gone.

[musclebeast]

[Well, you get no response, because youuuuu can probably hear his door open.]

[And then heavy walking.]

[And then... not much else. He's in the kitchen now, and then there's this aaaangry sound, oh no, looks like there's no milk in here!]

[biwinning]

[Find it, Equius. Maybe check the cabinet. Maybe check under the sink. Maybe he put it under the couch.]

[musclebeast]

[Actually he's looking out windows now.]

[Man, where is it. Dangit, he, broke this window... He'll fix that later- next one...]

[biwinning]

[Do you hear that.

It's the sound of Sollux laughing alone eating salad in his room.]

[musclebeast]

[Is he smiling too? And a woman? Wow no, you will not enjoy this. He is going to your room now, you can tell because his footsteps rock this entire building floor. Maybe you can stop him before he breaks down your door?]

1/2

[biwinning]

[He doesn't stop him. He is smiling though. Do you know why?]

[biwinning]

[It's because.

Sollux

is

drinking

the

milk.]

1/3

[musclebeast]

[No- wait-]

2/3

[musclebeast]

[Not-]

3/3

[musclebeast]

[Out of the jug!?]

[biwinning]

[yes.]

1/2

[musclebeast]

[No.]

2/2

[musclebeast]

[Well, that door doesn't work anymore.]

[It might be because it's in the living room now.]

STOP!

[biwinning]

[NOPE NOW HE'S JUST CHUGGING IT FASTER no one told Sollux drinking too much milk too fast makes you throw up so that might happen soon if he isn't stopped.]